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the brad pitt angelina jolie jennifer aniston industry

In Film, angelina jolie, brad pitt, jennifer aniston, publishing on 22 July 2009 at 10:56 pm

this article appeared the day before michael jackson bit the big one (or started hiding out in his mom’s basement). it’s from the guardian newspaper and it talks about the brad pitt/angelina jolie/jennifer aniston industry. apparently these 3 have been keeping the weekly rags afloat for the past what 6 years. or how ever long ago that pitt dumped aniston to hang out with his own blood sucking bisexual vampiress. aka billy bob thornton’s ex-wife.

apparently reese whiterspoon and jake gyllenhaal (or however the world you spell his name. at the moment i’m too tired to check it in bing or google). don’t sell newspapers. neither does (surprise! surprise!) kate winslet.

but it seems as the box office numbers for the trio continue to tank (–i mean, when was the last time pitt/aniston/jolie were in a successful film?and we know quintin tarantino’s ‘inglorious basterds’ will sink the weinstein company the way ‘heaven’s gate’ sunk united artists.) they’re days as tabloid fodder are soon over. jen is now in her 40s and brad pitt is pushing 50 and angelina is almost middle-age as well. the trioka has been replaced by a much younger and plastic surgery free (so far) duo (see present cover of OK, us weekly, people, ew, and so on and so on).

  1. All three of them need to get a life. I’m not into any of them. Jennifer I felt bad for ,but she is clueless to Brad’s cheating on her with this woman and to want to still be his friend I can’t believe it. She needs to go on with her life and find the right guy and stop dating selfish men, who just want to sleep with her and leave. Jennifer wake up you have more class than Angelina.