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Archive for September, 2009

french director luc besson weighs in on roman polanski

In martin scorsese, tom tykwer, wim wenders on 30 September 2009 at 8:40 am

americans love to slam the french, but in this case he’s in agreement with the country the french love to hate. the german newspaper, bild reports that luc besson stated on the french television station , RTL, that he knows and likes roman polanski, but that justice should be the same for everyone. and mentions that he has a 13 year old girl.

the newspaper article points out that a free polanski petition has been signed by: woody allen (73), wim wenders (64), martin scorsese (66) und tom tykwer (44). all of these directors may end up on a short-list for a movie boycott.

roman polanski admitted to statutory rape. he confesed to druging and having sex with a 13 year old. could anything be clearer?

a man who has spent 30 years on the run –hiding in public in france, has accumulated mounds and mounds of cash, continued to direct films which were released in the u.s., one of which won an oscar. the question is not whether or not ‘rosemary’s baby’ is a classic, the question is why he was allowed to continue working in hollywood while still running from american authorities.

if the question is, ‘why now?’ perhaps the answer is, ‘why not?’

tom delay does the tango

In televsion, tom delay on 29 September 2009 at 11:36 am

this video brings back memories of the episode of ‘lone gunmen’ when melvin frohike did the tango in miami. except tom almost drops his dancing partner. which is too bad. click here to see delay’s moves.

andrew breitbart from breitbart.com (and formerly of the drudge report) recently said that conservatives should never have abandoned popular culture to the liberals. –wonder if he thinks this is the way to reclaim it by putting tom delay on ‘dancing with the stars.’ hopefully he won’t get voted off. despite his slip-up, which was partially due to his having injured his foot a few weeks ago while dancing (apparently), he still managed to tie for last place.

michelle obama confirms she’s kinda fat

In michelle obama, politics on 29 September 2009 at 10:08 am

in prevention magazine, michelle obama, the first lady of the united states is quoted as saying ‘I love French fries, I like a good burger, and I like pie.’.

harvey weinstein wants the swiss to let polanski out

In Film, roman polanski on 29 September 2009 at 7:09 am

perhaps harvey weinstein, founder of miramax and co-owner of the weinstein company should’ve read this salon editorial prior to writing this screed. in the independent. in salon, and a previous article in the independent, they point out that 1.) roman polanski pled guity to drugging and raping a 13 year old girl.

jose luis rodriguez zapatero and his unfortunate goth daughters

In barack obama, jose luis rodriguez zapatero, michelle obama, politics on 28 September 2009 at 5:11 pm

is that headline unfriendly? it’s sort of an unfortunate but true statement. well, now we know why he’s been hiding them. his poor children, not only do they have all the unfortunate physical characeristics of their parents –who individually are quite an attractive man and woman. but apparently this dna probably should’ve stayed separate.

barack and michelle obama with spain's prime minister jose luis rodriguez zapatero and family

barack and michelle obama with spain's prime minister jose luis rodriguez zapatero and family


photo courtesy of flickr.

pirate party wins 2% of vote in german election

In politics, technology on 28 September 2009 at 11:38 am

the pro-filesharing, anti-copyright pirate party has won 2% of the vote in the german national elections. according to der spiegel 13% of first time male voters voted for the pirate party.

germany center-left party loses 14 percent in berlin

In klaus wowereit, politics on 28 September 2009 at 9:46 am

in the federal election in germany, the center left-party, the spd, lost 14 percentage points in the country’s capital, berlin. what does this mena for klaus wowereit, mayor of berlin, who had hoped to take over the party? last night, during his speech, frank walter-steinmeier asserted that he wanted to be the head of spd. according to germany’s bild zeitung, this will be determined during the december elections. the huge loss for the spd nationally is a legacy of the schroeder-fischer years when the spd and the green parties pushed through highly unpopular reforms. such as raising the retirement age from 65 to 67 and reforming the social welfare system. in berlin (which incidentally, is both a city and a state), the SPD is tied for second with the anti-capitalist party, die linke (the left party) and is 2 percentage points behind the CDU.

it would be a grave mistake for the spd to make wowereit, the partying mayor, head of their party. if you look at the numbers, it doesn’t really make any sense. considering the state of the capital, which has the highest unemployment of any city in germany and the biggest debt and that the party is now basically number 3 in the city wowereit heads. but perhaps his pending grab for party leadership is part of his attempt to become germany’s first gay head of state.

guido westerwelle germany’s first gay foreign minister and vice chancellor

In angela merkel, guido westerwelle, guido westewelle, politics on 28 September 2009 at 6:36 am

should this be a headline? nobody else seems to be writing it. guido westerwelle, PhD, the head of the FDP party in germany will form a government with angela merkel’s CDU (which always partners with its sister party the bavaria based CSU party). the government will be a majority minority government, with the parties having won only 48% of the vote.

the FDP is essentially a pro-business, center-right, non-ideological party. which might be why many gay publications or the mainstream international media have not taken notice of him. he’s a pretty low-key guy whose primary focus is cutting taxes and bureaucracy and through that. making germany more business friendly. if all goes as usual, westerwelle will be vice chancellor and possibly also foreign minister of germany.

but what does this election mean? the center-right will form a government, the center-left party, the SPD is out and the election also saw the left party (die linke) led by gregor gysi and oskar lafontaine (aka, red oskar) put in their best showing since their formation in 2005, by soring past the 10% mark. the SPD had its worst showing since world war 2, having lost 11% of their voters since the 2005 election.

edit: we have found one paper, the financial times, which provides more detailed information (in english) about westerwelle.

swiss nab (almost) convicted pedophile roman polanski

In Film, roman polanski on 27 September 2009 at 12:50 pm

roman polanksi got picked up by the swiss. the same man who continues to make films and even won an oscar a few years back have been wanted by the u.s. authorities since 1978.

of course, everyone knows where he’s been. i mean, he lives in paris, even i know that. but apparently, the u.s. doesn’t have an extradiction treaty with france.

mackenzie phillips vs. mick jagger

In mackenzie phillips, mick jagger, music on 25 September 2009 at 6:54 pm

hippie music has always made us sick but now we can no longer listen to ‘california dreamin’ without puking. mackenzie phillips has singlehandedly shut off her stepmom’s cash cow (read royalties). and now it’s mick jagger’s turn. think goodness he waited until she was 18. but the best quote about her one night stand with mick jagger is: ‘I’d known Mick since I was a kid, and maybe most people think their parents’ friends are old and gross…’ we’ll leave out the rest. yes, most kids do think their parents’ friends _are_icky. and most of their friends are you know, old old old. this gets filed under fritzel, incest, icky dippy hippy freaky mamas and the papas, and old-old-old.

pattinson and stewart discuss relationship in december’s harper’s bazaar

In Film, fashion, kristen stewart, robert pattinson on 25 September 2009 at 6:47 pm

today is seemingly harper’s bazaar day. how did that happen? msn in germany reports that according to in touch magazine (did you get that?) that robert pattinson and kristen stewart will dish on their relationship in the december issue of harper’s bazaar. translation. the zine hits the newsstands in november. so what will they say?

harper’s bazaar makes susan boyle hide her double chin

In fashion, susan boyle on 25 September 2009 at 6:39 pm

well, thats what it looks like to us in this fashion shoot of the british diva. can we say casting shows have contributed to the demise of the music industry. if only ‘you’ve got talent,’ ‘deutschland sucht dem superstar’ and ‘american idol’ would all implode, the music world would be so much better off. what say you guildenstern

public relations and positioning talent in the new media age

In Uncategorized on 20 September 2009 at 3:43 pm

talent is sort of a bizarre syn for actor. i mean, not all actors have talent –look at brad pitt. or matt damon. but i guess one would rather be referred to as a talent agent as opposed to an actor agent, right?

but as this year is showing, by the endless stream of flops by so-called a-list ‘movie stars’ such as matt damon, julia roberts, denzel washington, and megan fox, is that, well basically, perception is not _everything_. especially in the case of megan fox and her new flop called something ‘body.’

so what’s happening this year. the new york times recently touched on this phenomenon of endless flops by a-list stars. but sort of came up dry. deadline hollywood covers this this weekend with questions about steven soderbergh and his matt damon vehicle which might just eek out $11M this weekend.

is the real reason that julia roberts can no longer open a film because she took too much time off? or is it all that plastic surgery she had at an unnecessarily young age? she does not look good. but we digress.

the real reason is what pat kingsley pointed out as she exited her own p.r. agency, is that the p.r. landscape has changed. information moves at lightening speed. overexposure sets in quickly. but underexposure is the kiss of death. in the age of the internet, the publicity guru needs to feed a steady stream of information. not on a daily basis. but days seem like weeks and weeks are more like months and months are more like years. and vaccums need to be filled.

that’s entertainment public relations which is primarily geared towards publicity. while what about other areas such as books? what if we replace the word ‘talen’ with the word ‘book’ or ‘product?’

for books, there’s generally no such thing as overexposure. although it would be a good idea for series authors like martin amis or will self to turn down any offer to appear on the oprah winfrey show (popular in the uk as well as the us) as jonathan franzen did in the early naughties. one wouldn’t always want to deal with the lowest common denominator.

it used to be that most mainstream books in the u.s. lived and died by whether or not they get reviewed in the new york times. now this is no longer true. the new york times certain has some bearing on success in the u.s.. but no one could attribute the success of j.k. rowling or stephenie meyer to the new york times. it’s the harry potter series which caused the newspaper to create a whole separate section for children’s books since the publishers were complaining that they could no longer get their wares on the list.

isn’t it ironic that the money losing book review section of the nytimes.com actually creates revenue for booksellers and book publishers? funny how the media industry works.

the internet is the natural friend of book publishers, although many are still quite wary of google. but as it is hard on the eyes to read 795 pages of text online, this has saved book publishers from biting the big one. and though seniors love kindle (not really), it’s merely a placeholder for something more substantial.

plastic logic has a collapsible screen coming out next year which may either start a revolution or end up in the dumpster as previous ebooks have. as people around the world are wrapping up their summer holidays, we ask ourselves, would we have liked to have spent time on the bach reading a computer screen? would it have melted in the heat or merely exploded. i have failed to find one person rocking out to his ipod (or iphone) on the beaches on any side of the mediterranean i’ve visited over the past few summers.

the wall that is the wall street journal

In publishing, rupert murdoch on 10 September 2009 at 12:13 pm

the wall street journal used to be 100% behind an inclosed online wall. even in the initial phase of internet craziness, the wsj opted for a subscriber model. sometime in either the late 90s or early naughties, this model changed and now only a select number of articles are subscriber only. but surprise. if you google any random headline, you can read the article through the back door. the new york times used to have this same problem. whether or not the publishers were ever aware of it, who knows.

so what will happen of rupert murdoch gets his way and the drudge report won’t have any more of his high-quality newspapers to link to like <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk or the sun? is this what this emerging online war is about? putting matt drudge out of business? it was drudge who made murdoch’s uk rags internationally known. perhaps he should embrace this, as the daily telegraph has, and learn to use it to his advantage. if american newspapers opt for a cross the board subscriber only business model for their digital versions, american readers will continue reading the bbc, which provides superior coverage (usally) of american politics and social issues. and there’s always the newspapers in india, where a considerable number of newspapers (online) are published in english.

nicole ritchie addicted to pirates of the caribbean

In nicole ritchie, stupid celebrities, televsion on 10 September 2009 at 12:04 pm

just speculation. but this would be the only reason why she named her child ’sparrow’ after the johnny depp character in the film, jack sparrow. what do you think?

kristen stewart called the b word by twilight fans in vancouver

In Film, kristen stewart on 8 September 2009 at 10:52 pm

can’t really tell if it was a fan or a photographer who yelled the B word. but twilight fans seem to be a bit confused. perhaps its because most are tweens. they seemingly think that kristen stewart is dating that guy ole what’s his name who plays edward cullens. we’ll let’s check some kstew boxes: 1. pick up truck. check 2. mullet. check 3. jeans and converse tennis shoes. check check. 4. jody foster favorite actress. check check check. 5. best friend nikki reed. check check check check check.

and that guy who plays edward. 1. runway and print model. check 2. no past girl friends babbling to the daily mail. check 3. little ashes. check check.

annie leibovitz and numerology

In publishing on 8 September 2009 at 5:23 pm

9.9.9. is the doomsday number for annie leibovitz. the moment in which she (perhaps) reportedly will lose the rights to things like past and future copyright, houses around the world including the home of whom the simpsons refer to as the cheese eatting surrender monkeys, if the rumours are correct. or did darkness set one day prior? guess we’ll have to look for the moving vans to find out.

kristen stewart’s dad

In Film, fantasy and science fiction, kristen stewart on 3 September 2009 at 3:04 pm

almost every kid goes through a moment when they’re a bit embarassed by a family member. levi johnston has his mom, who reportedly got caught selling prescription medicine. or even his son, who may one day have to deal with johnston’s reoccuring mullet. speaking of mullets and embarassing parents. this stuff even happens with super famous folks. here’s kristen stewart’s dad who wears the stringy beyond mullet look. but this is old. so maybe he’s cut his hair.

kristen stewart welcome to the rileys

In kristen stewart on 1 September 2009 at 9:09 am

when one speaks about the film ‘welcome to the rileys’ one can only think of three things to say. ‘what was bellla –i mean, kristen stewart, thinking,’ ‘nepotism’ and who snatched the apostrophe from that title?

let’s start with nepotism. welcome to the riley’s is produced by ridley scott and tony scott and directed by jake scott who is either ridley or tony’s son. who really cares, right? one of my friends who had to endure this boy during his days at usc once handed me this news ages ago. scott the younger has made videos for the cranberries, u2, radiohead and he directed a gawd awful movie called plunkett and maclean.

okay. and now onto ‘what was kristen stewart thinking?’ you can read various articles online where it is clear that kristen stewart thinks the character she plays in the twilight series is kinda lame and not a good role model for girls. yeah, bella might be clingie and clutzie but at least she’s good in math and biology. anyway. yet kristen (twilight) stewart decides to continue down that path by signing up to play the role of (drum roll please) the 16 year old prostitute who does lapdances for a former cast member of the sopranos. that’s a character any teen should look up to.

not that entertainers should become role models. i mean, look at chris brown. up until the middle of the 20th centuries, a profession as an actor was considered barely a step above that of a prostitute. apparently now the only difference is that they are both better compensated.