the ashley greene photos and perez hilton

we don’t ever link to perez hilton here. but hats off to him for finding every random thing in every celeb’s closet. he is righ though. one should never 1.) make a sex tape or 2.) pose nude for anyone not even your husband because you never know when divorce might be around the corner.

but how have the nude pictures played out for alice cullen. we mean, ashley greene? one would imagine that stephenie meyer with her mormon values is probably not too pleased. the twilight quadrilogy (is this a word?) is as wholesome as that apple pie your mom would bake you if she actually had time to do it. but the second book which is actually infinitely more innocent than the first book has been all screwed up and transformed into a beefcake movie. the wolfpack. taylor lautner. and the list goes on. new moon will be all about shirtless man whores. and we know how 12 year olds love that (feel the sarcasm).

the allure of the books and the first film was that well, you know, there’s only one kiss in the film. it’s all about innuendo and unrequited love and you know holding open doors and romance. but i guess that’s just so old fashioned.

but getting back to ashley greene’s money shots. well. basically, it will only raise her profile. maybe to a much higher level than that of kristen stewart, whose the star of the franchise. which makes one wonder whether or not this was planned. i mean, she doesn’t want to be alice cullen for the rest of her life, does she?

kristen stewart tries to prove she’s not fat

the tabloids have been having a field day with kristen stewart and her unfortunate joan jett mullet haircut. in this photo, kristen stewart stirkes a pose with a mid-drift revealing minor threat t-shirt as if to see, not only, ian mackaye i love you but also, f-you people magazine, i’m neither pregnant nor fat.

but the real question is, where did she get the minor threat t-shirt and does she even know what it means? does she wear it because she’s still sort of a minor. well, not really, isn’t she 18? or is she a minor threat/fugazi straight edge kinda gal?

but it’s good to see that she apparently has got better taste in music than her vampire co-star, robert pattinson ,whose been known to way poetically about the greatness of van (gag gag) morrison. we won’t even include a tag for van morrison here as that would be far too painful.

but the real story at comic-con is that ashley greene told e! that chris weitz was great and there was no screaming on the set. was she alluding to catherine hardwicke? was she a screamer? well, what about MICHAEL BAY? guess greene won’t be getting cast in hardwicke’s next movie.